plz talk dirty to me
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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