She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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