We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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