IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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