I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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