He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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