..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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