i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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