Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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