I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
not ubering you a puppy
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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