This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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