if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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