I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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