Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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