White coat. Heels.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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