I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
