I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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