DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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