I wanna bring you to show and tell
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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