I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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