At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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