Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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