so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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