school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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