Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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