Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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