How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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