i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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