i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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