Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm both gender and math confused
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