Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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