i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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