Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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