do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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