He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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