I have demons in me.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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