yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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