Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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