yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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