Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
