I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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