Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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