My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
and you fell through a lawn chair
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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