no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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