he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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