How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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