you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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