To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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