...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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