ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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