I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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