I think my vagina is haunted
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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