Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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